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A Funny Poem About Breastfeeding

It’s funny how no one talks publicly about breastfeeding.

It’s funny how nearly every man I know is uncomfortable when the topic comes up.

It’s funny how, unless you yourself have breastfed before, people get a pained expression on their face if you talk honestly about how difficult or painful breastfeeding can be.

It’s funny how cleavage and sexy boobs are somehow categorized differently than milky nipples.

*replace “funny” with “maddening”