Me: It’s September.
Nick: I know.
Me: Do you know what that means?
Nick: It could mean multiple things.
Me: It means our son is going to be here in less than four months, roughly.
Nick leans over and loudly talks to my belly button: ISAIAH! PLEASE STAY PUT FOR A WHILE. IT’S GOOD IN THERE. IT’S SAFE IN THERE. DON’T COME OUT JUST YET. WE’LL LET YOU KNOW.